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i got me a job at Game!!!!

i found this on youtube!



and this

well it looks like i dint get the job at Blue Banana! mother fucker!!!!!! im i that unemployable???? it would seem so! any way it seems like that i could sell my sitcom my teacher really likes it and she said i have a real chance!

well its official, i repell women! they must smell it on me or something. i dont know what is it im doing wrong? i cant stand it any more! im gonna die fat, lonly, unemployed! what happens is i meet them for a date and then they go "you're really nice, but i dont want to see you again.", OR "its your really nice, but i got a boyfriend." what bastards! is it that my operating system dose not update me with all the software?

well i had a very interesting date with a girl named becky! interesting in the way that she csme on at warp 9.975, i was w little disconserting, i dont know? i not sure wether to pursue this one or not, but theres a girl at uni i really like too. so i have a choise. exelent yes!

on a none realated subjet im going to Auto Aseembly 2009 a big Transformers convetion, and the guests enculed Greg Berger (Generation 0ne Grimlock/Skyfire/Longhaul) and Ian James Corllet (Beast Wars Cheetor) am so excited! and i can buy a shit load of Transformers aswell!

well as im starting a writing course next week i thought i might do some fan fic. so tell me what you think and be honest.


ON THE WINGS OF DEATH!

DOCTOR WHO/STAR TREK

THE SIXTH DOCTOR AND PERRI

"So where do you wanna go now?" said the Doctor
"i don't know, some where hot and no slime devils!" said Perri. The Doctor thought about it and looked at Perii with that mystryos and school boy charm that the Time Lord had. "Some where hot! i know just the place." the Doctor moved around the central console of the TARDIS and punched some controles and pulled levers, some times with out even looking at some of the controls, Perri was still amzed how someome like this man could even fly this "blue box".
"there we go" said the Doctor.
"so where we going then?" asked Perri, who buy now was getting quit used to other planets, Daleks, Cybermen, The Master and alien monsters that want to suck your brains out though your ears. the Doctor looked a screen.
"its the planet T'Rax'nh-haar, nice world the inhabitants are relitivly friendly and they have some very impressive technology." the Doctor said with i bit of glee, Perri thought that this odd human looking man had spent some time here.
"ok then lets go!"said Perri. the two steped out of the TARDIS and began to walk, the planet looked very unsetlting it was cold, misty and just very unpleastant.
"some where hot?" Perri said with a coniencding tone, The Doctor just shrugged and gave a "no ones perfect kind of look". to two contuined on. the area where they had laned was a barren plains witch was mostly rocky with open ares of long grass and large boulders that were all around and they had a strange sparkeling witch was weird and beautyful. the Doctor dident seem to notice, maybe its was just winter on T'Rax'nh-harr. The Doctor was Explaing that the Nak'Rrit had built beautyful citys of of draxon Crystals that towered for miles and you could see them for miles around.
"miles around" Perri thought you cant even see a few feet infront of them.
"come on Perri, we sould be there in a few.." the Doctor began to trail off,
"whats wrong? Perri asked, the Doctor said nothing for a moment, he looked at her with a puzzled expresstion on his face.
"yes some thing is very wrong, very wrong indeed!" responed the Doctor, "wait here, i have to get somthing form the TARDIS"
"im not saying here.." Perri said as the Doctor began ro run back to the Police Box, it was only a few meters away but she knew that safest place was with the Doctor. she began to run but because she loved to wear high heels moving over the slitest uneven terrain gave her problems, but before she could get half way to the TARDIS the Doctor came running past the young American girl, back to where the two had been standing.
"Doctor, Doctor whats going on? she shouted, running as best she could to the where the Time Lord was staning.
"whats, going, on? whats, wrong?" she asked him out of breath.
"Perri!" the Doctor shouted, the you girl lost her footing and fell down a crater but the Doctor was able to catch her just in time and pulled her back to safty.
"you should me more careful" said the Doctor, pulling her back to feet. she was very shaken.
"thanks Doctor"
"your welcome" Said the Doctor, here have one of these. he pulled a bag of jelly babys out of his pocket and offered Perri one she reached in to the bag, her hand was shakeing, but as she ate the jelly baby she was starting to calm down, then the Doctor pulled out a hand scanner that he ran back to the TARDIS for. he began to scan the massive crater in front of them, this was not good he thougt of him self.
"whats worong Dcotor?" Perri said.
"well Perri, the City of Hammix-on is gone and there is a big crater is in its place" said the Doctor still studying the Scanner. Perri looked across the huge hole, as the three suns began to brake though the thick clouds she could now see the other side. as she looked at the hole it must be at leat 400 miles accross.
"well it looked like a metor crater, you know like the one in Arizona." Perri said trying her best to add something.
"Hardly." The Time Lord said with a dissmivie tone.
"sorry, i was olny tring to" but the Doctor cut her off in mid sentance. Perri was not amused, the Doctor always did this, he started to do it ever sice he changed.
"it cant be a metor crated because the hole is to perfect, it looks like some thing just scooped the entier city of the face of the planet."
"but what could do that? some sort of temporal distortion?" Perri asked.
"i dont know." the Doctor responded, "but i am picking up some unusial magnetic resanace traces in the sorrounding soil."
"What could cause that?" Asked Perri. then a frightening prostpesct hit the Doctor like a blast in the chest from an enegy weapon.
"only one type of beam capable of making such a hole, a Tractor Beam!" Said the Doctor with a look of dread in his eyes. a look that Perri, nor any one wanted to see.
"and only one race of beings use a tractor beam with magnetic resonace traces." Perri did not want an answer but she knew she would get one anyway so she asked thinking it would be The Daleks or The Cybermen or maybe the Sontarrans.
"who are they Doctor?"
"The Borg!"


Part 2 to fallow

so what did you think?





yes i know is full of splling mistakes!

im in a really good mood latly i think its the weather, in winter when its cold i get really down and when gets warm i get really happy, i must be cold blooded?!? any way i had a cool time with Prepre 4 Trouble on wednesday, it was warm we had a bit to eat at cukoos then we sat in Queens Gardens and basked in the sun!

well i went to the doctor well yesterday now, and it turns out that im bi-polar! witch is awesome! hes given me some dyasipan, but im sceard to take them! yet another blow to my ever decreacing confidence!

well what can i say? my on going war with the universe has intensified. last night at spiders gave me an onther devastating defeat! im not going in to details but, i really hate my life! nothing i do seems to matter, people it seems have forsaken me. im perpetuialy jobless and single, add to that im reaching my 30th birthday! i came to the realisation that if i was to dissapper no one would even notice! so im contamplating such an event! i dont know why imn bothering to type this on here no one even reads my inane rantings anyway!

so is any one reading my blogs? if you are con you answer the questions (see last entry)!

Questions - answer Please
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me honestly?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10.Emotionally, what stands out?
11.Physically, what stands out?
12.How long have you known me?
13.Describe me in one word.
14.What was your first impression?
15.Do you still think that way about me now?
16.What do you think my weakness is?
17.What makes me happy?
18.What makes me sad?
19.What reminds you of me?
20.Do you wish I was cooler?
21.Do you think I'll get married?
22.If you could give me anything what would it be?
23.How well do you know me?
24.When's the last time you saw me?
25.Do you miss me?
26.Do you think i miss you?
27.Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
28.Am I loveable?
29.Do you think I could kill someone?
30.Have we ever had sex?

What Would You do if ..
I cried:
I asked you to help:
I died from natural causes:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:
I did something that you could never forgive me for:

What Do You Think Of My ..
Personality:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You ..
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet for me:
Keep in touch:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:

well i dont know why i keep wasting my time with certen people who dont share my affections! i wont mention said people here. and the whole world seem to be moving ever forward and im still stuck in the same place. i dont know why i keep on doing the same thing day after mind numbing day ,but here i am. it seems that the universe has a personal gruge aganst me! im probably beeing paranoid but i dont know? maybe im bi-polar? it would certanly fit the facts!

1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
passed out at cinema, in which. ment a trip A&E!

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
nope, loose wight i geuss!

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
my sister gave birth to my nephew Alfie!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
no thank god!

5. What countries did you visit?
none!

6. What would you like to have next year that you lacked in this year?
a masterpice Starscream!

7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
not really, only my birth day night out it was awesome!

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
getting a perfection on Halo 3

9. What was your biggest failure?
getting sacked form phones 4u- through no fault of my own!

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
yep vertigo, chest pains, insect bite!

11. What was the best thing you bought?
my Masterpice Megatron its awesome! now hes stood next to my Masterpice Optimus Prime!

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
god knows!

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
mine when im at spiders!

14. Where did most of your money go?
DVDs and booze!

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
getting my Masterpice Megatron in the post!

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
The Touch by Stan Bush, cos it reminds me of every year!

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?
the same

ii. thinner or fatter?
again the same

iii. richer or poorer?
the same!

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
seeing people who matter the most!

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
texting while drunk!

20. How did you spend New Year's?
played Halo 3 on X-box live, had some drink, and made phone call at stupid times of the night!

21. Did you fall in love in 2008?
nope cos im still in love!

22. How many one-night stands?
None!

23. What was your favorite TV show?
what ever? i cant anwser that! heres just a few Star Trek (TOS,TNG,DS9,VGR,ENT) Stargate (SG-1,Atlantis) Corner Gas, Sancuary, Doctor Who, House!

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
just morons!

25. What was the best book you read?
the Watchmen, the best graphic novel ever written!

26. What was your greatest musical (re)discovery?
Iron Maiden - the reencarnation of benjamen bragg!

27. What did you want and get?
Masterpice Megatron

28. What did you want and not get?
Masterpice Starscream (anime correct colors)

20. What was your favorite film of this year?
It's a very close call between The Dark Knight and Iron Man. But I think the Dark Knight wins.

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
whent to spiders, par for the course! i turned 29!

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
more cash!

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
-Not sure. It would be easier to answer this if I knew what a fashion concept was...

33. What kept you sane?
i haven't been sane sice 23/4/1993

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
probaly Jeri Ryan (Seven Of Nine Star Trek Voyager) or Terry Farrell (Lt. Cmdr Jadza Dax Star Trek deep Space Nine) and Amanda Tapping (Lt Colonel Samanther Carter Stargate SG-1/Atlantis)

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
I followed the US election with mild interest, but beyond that, nothing much.

36. Who did you miss?
my Nana and Grandad

37. Who was the best new person you met?
some of mt cousins band members!

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
sometimes more dangerous then a question is the answer!

39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
The Touch - Stan Bush

You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter

It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground

And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch

You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

You got the touch
You got the power!

i know its cheese on toast!

40. What message do you want to give to yourself one year from now?
hey future me, firstly how did you time travle and secondly how did your uni go?


And onward we go into 2009...

well heres the new Star Trek Trailer!

https://boldlygo.intel.com/content/index.html

has the world gone mad?? i mean it christmas soon, so why does that make people go crazy? is it something in the are that only you humans get? i dont know?! so this is like the first propper post in like ages. i know what your saying oh no not another one, but oh yes another one! well since the last time i posted iv been to A&E twice once after i went to see Quatum of Solice (witch was just utta shit!) beacuse juring the film i had some major dizzy spells, then to top it off i passed out! so Catherine (God bless her) gave me a lift to A&E, it turns out that the doctor on duty didn't know what caused it so im going to see the spacialist on the 15th of dec, well on tuesday morning at 03:38 a.m. i had started to get servire chest and arm pains so i called an ambulence they took me to A&E, and i whent for an x-ray on my chest, as they tested my heart with an ECG witch was at 96% effciant dispite beeing a fat fuck. they found that i had a hair line fracture witch had healed a long time ago but not propply and that was causing the chest and arm pain, but it could also be causing the veritgo too!

well its halloween, witch is cool, i love halloween! well im going to spiders with my sister and her boyfriend Paul we are going as the blues brothers, we were gonna go as jay and silent bob but i couldn't find an overcoat with big lapelles. on saturday im going as Captain James T. Kirk, witch will be awesome!

is any one watching Dead Set? i am anything with Zombies and im sorted!